August 2012
I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some...
Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don't belong making fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you?
Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I'm gonna use it.
Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege.
Girl: -Speechless-
Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin.
Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-
Me: No, your other chin.
July 2012
A man: I want happiness.
Buddha: First remove "I", that's ego, then remove "want", that's desire. See? Now you are left with happiness.
4 weeks ago: single
3 weeks ago: single
Last week: single
Next week: single
Next month: single
Next year: single
Next decade: single
Next life: single
It's nice when a guy reassures you that you don't...
If you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me...
soreeyeah:
experimentxlogan:
Hahahaha. Not even gonna happen…
